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• If Dating Were A Diary: Foine.

  

  Live vicariously through 24 year old, Keely Turner, as she relays her often embarrassing, always hilarious stories. You will feel like you’re chatting with your best friend at hangover brunch. A magician of words, enjoy life as Keely sees it...

  by KeelyTurner - December 17, 2012

• If Dating Were A Diary: The Evolution of My Dating History. THIS HAPPY ACCIDENT BLEW MY MIND.

  

  If you're not already eyeballs deep in episodes of How I Met Your Mother, you probably have a real job and healthy adult relationships. If you're like me and you enjoy napping, wearing sweatpants, and your only intimate relationships are through fictional

  by KeelyTurner - December 11, 2012

• Reader Email Of The Week (Year? Forever?).

  

  Oh Hey, This was one of the best emails I've ever received - "I would climb to the top of the CN Tower and then do battle with a sexually frustrated southwest African lion, on a 2x2 ledge with my hands tied behind my back, in a snuggie...

  by KeelyTurner - December 02, 2012

• If Dating Were A Diary: David.

  

  Oh Hey, GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS??? Not everyone who reads this blog is a huge douche-bag who can't spell!!! So that was a really exciting revelation for me. A massive high-5-hug-dry-hump goes out to David, who sent me the cutest reader email in my almost...

  by KeelyTurner - October 28, 2012

• If Dating Were A Diary: An Email From PretendingMyChubIsMuscle.

  

  Oh Hey, Yesterday began with a dog walk - which can translate into 'picking up poop'. Obviously feeling the squish of someone else's excretions through the thinness of a plastic bag is AWESOME but in a crazy twist of events, that WASN'T the highlight of m

  by KeelyTurner - October 20, 2012

• If Dating Were A Diary: The Tea Leaf Lady.

  

  Oh Hey, I enjoy the idea of leprechauns eating Lucky Charms at the end of a rainbow but I'm not exactly going to look for them. The extent of my spirituality is browsing Pinterest on my iPad while I take a shit. I'm really not that deep...

  by KeelyTurner - October 16, 2012

• If Dating Were A Diary: It's Mother-Fucking-Fall.

  

  Oh Hey, Do you know what season it is? It's mother-fucking-fall. It's fall y'all. It's time to bust out the new calendar, bake a pumpkin pie, make things smell like cinnamon, wear sweaters over long sleeved shirts, buy riding boots even though you...

  by KeelyTurner - October 02, 2012

• If Dating Were A Diary

  

  This blog is all about kissing and telling. Live vicariously through 24 year old, Keely Turner, as she relays her often embarrassing, always hilarious, stories. She will make you feel as though you are chatting with your best friend at hangover breakfast.

  by KeelyTurner - October 01, 2012