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• Fact! Argument!

  

  An essay I wrote about my adolescent crush on Conan O’Brien appears in today’s “Facts & Arguments” in The Globe & Mail...

  by SexyTypewriter - September 14, 2012

• Your a Total Pleb

  

  I have seen you on so many dating sites, your a total babe. I saw you attend those body ***** nights to ( way to hot ). If your not creeped by my profile let me know and ill send …

  by SexyTypewriter - September 04, 2012

• Happy Birthday, Sexy Typewriter! (An Extra-Special Origin Story)

  

  Every good superhero has an origin story. Why should a blog be any different? August of 2010 was not a good time. In the span of three weeks, I was laid off from my job, my favourite human in the world …

  by SexyTypewriter - September 02, 2012

• Sex Files Thursday: Mingling Singles Require Handholding

  

  I’ve thrown three singles parties. All were unequivocally awesome. So I’m basically a high ranking authority on this...

  by SexyTypewriter - August 30, 2012

• Everyone is Happy and In Love Except For You (and Maybe Also You)

  

  I know that complaining about Facebook is a pretty useless passtime, but I’m pretty unimpressed by one of their new features. Every time I log in, I am shown which of my friends, acquaintances or former colleagues have lately gotten married or…

  by SexyTypewriter - August 19, 2012

• Helen Gurley Brown: Feminist Hero and Unapologetic Slut

  

  “Sex and the Single Girl” has been sitting unopened on my bookshelf for a couple of  years now. When I learned of Helen Gurley Brown’s passing yesterday, I finally cracked it open...

  by SexyTypewriter - August 14, 2012

• Not Myself Today – The Follow-Up Post

  

  Hi. I want to thank everyone who has commented, re-posted, re-tweeted or emailed me personally after I told the story of my anxiety disorder. Your love, support and solidarity means a great deal to me. So many of you have…

  by SexyTypewriter - August 12, 2012

• Deeply Unsexy Online Dating Profile Photo # 62309823

  

  It goes without saying that his doll will not be entering my house...    

  by SexyTypewriter - August 06, 2012

• Fifty Shades of Bluuuuhhhhhhh

  On the internet, things can go from creepy-funny to creepy-creepy exceedingly quickly. (And I can quickly morph into a kind of a bitch)...

  by SexyTypewriter - August 02, 2012

• Stale Fish

  

  After a more-than-month-long break, I’ve re-instated my online dating profiles. I signed up for Plenty Of Fish again yesterday. I once received over 100 messages in 24 hours on the site. That’s not the norm, but I’d say on a...

  by SexyTypewriter - July 30, 2012